Just not when god's
Making a booty call
Asking Mother Nature
For a Hurricane
On his almighty cock
Uprooting your home
Or, telling her how much
He loves the way
She shakes her ass
Giving birth to the vibrator
Helping mama to cool down
After stoking her fire
In the first place
Unleashing hell on earth
By causing a flood
Of biblical proportions
Not seen since Noah built the arc
Now twice in as many years
Insurance is important
Just not when god's
Making a booty call
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