Animal Rights

Today I'm declaring war
On an extremist cell
Known as the Octagon

They have invaded my home
For the last time
No longer will I allow fear
To dictate my life
There's eight legged freaks everywhere
Coming at me from all angles

My world is shrinking
Wrapped in an invisible thread
Heavily out numbered

So I decree
All arachnids must be eliminated
Wiped from memory
And the evolutionary gene pool
All for a brighter tomorrow

I need your help
I can't fight this enemy alone

When you say all arachnids
Does that include scorpions?
And if so
What have scorpions done to you?

Good questions
And yes scorpions included
They've never been close enough
To bother me
But, one day they might

Isn't one arachnid
The same as another
All it would take
Is for one creepy crawly
To hook up with a creep
And we have a whole other species
On our hands

You won't help me
Why?
Too much prejudice
Too much judgement
To heap on an entire race

Well answer me this
What have we been doing since 9/11?